With him is the force, hmm?

What is this in the floor? Why it's Daddy's lightsaber. Wait, when did he become a Jedi?

Definitely more effective with the lights off.

I really hope someone doesn't lose a hand.

Alright, time to move on from overrated-mediocre-at-best sci-fi. Let's eat!

Who's all hot and sweaty in the restaurant? Me, actually, but so was Colby.

"Oooh, ketchup."

"Must. Have. Ketchup."

"Need. To. Reach. Ketchup!"

"GIVE ME THE %$#@ KETCHUP!!!"

"What?"