#1 - Twizzlers.
He will love them. He will suck and slurp until he's covered in orange goo. And he will be upset when you take them away. And then Grandma will be responsible for cleaning him up.
#4 - Beer.
So what happens? You end up buying him beer all night long. It gets expensive. But at least he has good taste. He wanted none of that nasty Miller stuff.
But the payoff is a full tummy + a bunch of beer = a sleepy baby. He ended up sleeping through most of trivia and that allowed mama to drink beer and eat chips and twizzlers. But I stayed away from the kittens. They were too messy.
|"I might be drunk, Daddy, so I'm just gonna close my eyes for just a little while. Goodnight...."|