A day at the zoo.

Today was that last day of leave for Daddy so we decided to take advantage of the glorious weather and head to the zoo.

What did Colby learn today?

- These giraffes have been falsely accused and don't deserve to be behind bars. Just because someone saw a couple of guys with really long necks knock over the liquor store doesn't mean it was them. It could have been these people.

 

- Cats are lazy and useless not matter how big they are.

- These Somali Asses are conjoined twins.

- Birds are stupid and it's fun to mock them.

- And most importantly, monkeys are pure evil. Especially when they look like raccoons.

Enough with the animal lessons, let's just watch penguins poop in the water.

Time for a break.

 
And a snack.

Bye-bye zoo, we'll be back again. In the meantime, let the poor giraffes out of jail. You've got no proof.